slimetony:

cptdriad:

slimetony:

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

phillip-bankss:

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

arabwife:

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

janemba:

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

helpsomeonewithbpd:

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

androidflowers-moved:

I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child

eldermckinley:

me @ myself: so like….what exactly are you….going for

gummysharksundae:

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive